Ok, I’ve had it. I have been quietly putting up with this nonsense since at least elementary school and what I thought was silly back then, I still think is silly now: Why do we have to use that stupid system whereby the 1900s is called the 20th century, the 1600s is called the 17th century, and so on?

Yes, yes, I understand perfectly well “why” on the technical level that things ended up like this but it’s a damn nuisance I tell you! I know it doesn’t take much mental processing to adjust been the two, but it still takes a fraction of a second in my head to switch back and forth between number dates and which “th century” it is in. If you add all those fractions of a second together, for all of humanity, just think of the number of brilliant works of literature an army of monkeys at the typewriters could have generated? Ok, maybe not that many, but still…it is really starting to bother me.

As long as you operate mainly in one or two centuries, this is really no big deal. However, for PhD oral exams I have one reading field which stretches across almost half a dozen centuries (Early Modern European Intellectual History). When you are zooming out quite far and talking about key “moments” in history where there is a significant change in the intellectual, religious, technological or economic environment, we often only commit which “[early|middle of the|late] *th century” that change took place. This part of my memory doesn’t nicely link up with the mass of events and other dates in the **** format. I would like to believe that I’m not the only one who has this problem. Although I’m surely not the first to do so, I hereby recommend that both for our own memory’s sake and for the benefit of all our future students, we completely abandon the silly “*th century” method of dating.

From now on, and until I am offered some better way of doing it, when I want to talk about the 17th century, I’ll say 1600s, and when I want to talk about the 19th century, I’ll say the 1800s. If that is not “sophisticated” enough for some people, well…to hell with them. And as for people teaching and researching history related to years 1-100 – you can sort it out yourself, it is not our problem that you are missing a digit, or two, or three.